If you're a wedding photographer you know these all too well - just a small sampling of some of the things we hear every single time we shoot a wedding :)
I have a camera just like that at home. The same one I think.
Wow, that's a big lens.
I used to be a photographer too. I was going to do (insert bride and groom's name)'s wedding but they wanted me to just relax and enjoy it.
Is that picture going to turn out? Your facing the sun, your picture is going to be black.
You should really take their pictures over here, I don't know why you're not using this spot (points to green bush in direct sunlight).
I'm not trying to tell you what to do but... (Proceeds to tell us what to do)
Did you catch that? Take a picture of that, quick! (Points to something happening that we already took 8 pictures of before they even noticed it was happening).
I found this shot on Pinterest I want to do ... (Poorly describes some unachievable shot taken in a different part of the country at a different time of day and different time of year by another photographer).
Have any other good ones? I'd love to hear them!